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  ____    About  | Reslife     ____________________

Here at Soup University, we understand how important it is for our students to feel as comfortable as possible in our environment. Thats why we pay the utmost attention to the details of our student dormitories.

We pride ourselves not on just providing a bed, but all the little things that go into the daily routines of our students. We are proud to announce that we have the highest water pressure of any school in the multiverse, ensuring that all of our students are so clean that their first dermis layer is constantly getting power-washed off.

An average dorm room – furnished and decorated – at Soup Univeristy.

East Colleges (EastCo) freshman and sophomore residential buildings.

At SOUP we like to believe “bitches” is the kind of outside-of-the-box metric of success that our students should have, and our graduates are proven to have more bitches than any other school in the galaxy. Don’t take our word for it, ask U.S.S.R News and World Report, which has ranked SOUP university #1 school in the nation for student outcomes for the past decade.